{"id":9913,"date":"2015-02-23T09:44:42","date_gmt":"2015-02-23T09:44:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.emaze.com\/?p=9913"},"modified":"2023-06-29T05:59:39","modified_gmt":"2023-06-29T05:59:39","slug":"agrupa-las-lineas-que-los-chicos-nunca-deben-utilizar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.emaze.com\/zh-cn\/\u963f\u683c\u9c81\u5e15\u62c9\u65af\u5229\u5c3c\u4e9a\u65af\u514b\u6d1b\u65af\u5947\u79d1\u65af\u52aa\u5361\u5fb7\u672c\u4e4c\u5229\/","title":{"rendered":"Agrupa las lineas que los CHICOS NUNCA DEBEN UTILIZAR\uff01"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\u5229\u7528 las line pueden ser una excelente manera de romper el hielo \u548c iniciar una conversaci\u00f3n con alguien que apenas conoces o simplemente conocer\uff1b traer un poco de humour para aligerar la situaci\u00f3n\uff1b y si tienes suerte, crear una impresi\u00f3n duradera en la mente de alguien.<\/p>\n

\"\u62fe\u97f3\u7ebf\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Sin embargo, chicas y chicos poravour tomen nota: si quieres evitar el rechazo (o esperar a alguien del sexo opuesto para darle la hora del d\u00eda) toma el duro camino eliminando estas lineas de tu memoria. Vas a darnos las gracias y tu futuro tambi\u00e9n lo har\u00e1\u3002<\/p>\n

1.\u201c\u00bfTienes una curita\uff1f\u613f\u4f60\u6211\u6700\u540e\u7684\u7231\uff01 \u201c<\/h3>\n

Enprimer lugar, al contrario de las personas con creencias popes nadie camina por la calle llevando curitas para repartir a extra\u00f1os, a no ser que seas a.) Un param\u00e9dico, b.) Una mam\u00e1 deportista, o c.) Paranoico\u3002 C\u00f3mo si en prime lugar esa prime parte no fuera suficiente para que usted se sienta derribado, en realidad te has hecho da\u00f1o cayendo en mi\uff1f\u53ef\u601c\u5b9d\u8d1d\uff01\u4e0d\uff0cInt\u00e9ntalo de nuevo\u3002<\/p>\n

2. \u201cGrandes piernas es hora de abrirlas?\u201d<\/h3>\n

\"\u4f60\u592a\u52aa\u529b\u4e86\"<\/a><\/p>\n

\u5982\u679c\u4f60\u60f3\u548c\u6211\u4eec\u7684\u670b\u53cb\u4eec\u4e00\u8d77\u73a9\u800d\uff0c\u90a3\u4e48\u4f60\u5c31\u4e0d\u80fd\u6210\u4e3a\u5973\u4eba\u3002 Espera a ver esas piernas, lo que implica que para la chica es f\u00e1cil no encontrar el camino para llegar hasta all\u00ed.\u8fd9\u662f\u4e00\u79cd\u9519\u8bef\u7684\u8ba4\u8bc6\uff0c\u4f46\u5bf9\u5973\u6027\u7684\u4f7f\u7528\u5374\u662f\u4e00\u79cd\u4fae\u8fb1\u3002<\/p>\n

3. \u201cHola, soy un ladr\u00f3n y estoy aqu\u00ed para robar tu coraz\u00f3n\u201d<\/h3>\n

\u6211\u627f\u8ba4\uff0c\u8fd9\u662f\u771f\u7684\u3002\u4f46\u662f\uff0c\u60a8\u662f\u5426\u4f7f\u7528\u4e86\u519b\u5200\uff0c\u4f46\u5b9e\u9645\u4e0a\u6ca1\u6709\u529f\u80fd\uff1f Es demasiado engre\u00eddo\u3002\u6211\u60f3\uff0c\u5f88\u591a\u7537\u4eba\u548c\u5973\u4eba\u90fd\u4f1a\u5bf9\u81ea\u5df1\u7684\u4fe1\u5fc3\u548c\u4fe1\u5fc3\u5145\u6ee1\u4fe1\u5fc3\u3002\u4e0e\u5176\u4ed6\u4eba\u4ea4\u8c08\u65f6\uff0c\u60a8\u53ef\u4ee5\u8f7b\u677e\u5730\u4e0e\u5176\u4ed6\u4eba\u8fdb\u884c\u4ea4\u8c08\u3002<\/p>\n

4. \u201c\u4f60\u6709perdido\u5417\uff1f porque el cielo est\u00e1 muy lejos de aqu\u00ed \u201c<\/h3>\n

\u8fd9\u5c31\u662f\u7267\u5e08\u7684\u5723\u676f\u9152\u3002\u4e0d\uff0c\u8c22\u8c22\uff0c\u4e0d estoy tratando de ser el cielo unido esta noche\u3002 Cuando estamos afuera bebiendo y pasando un buen rato lo ultimo que queremos que nos recuerden es las malas Decisiones que estamos haciendo y si lo haremos hasta el cielo o no.\u8fd9\u662f\u4e00\u4e2a\u660e\u667a\u7684\u89c2\u70b9\uff0c\u5bf9\u5f88\u591a\u4eba\u6765\u8bf4\u90fd\u662f\u660e\u667a\u7684\uff0c\u5728\u8fa9\u8bba\u4e2d\uff0c\u6240\u6709\u8fd9\u4e9b\u90fd\u662f\u6700\u51fa\u8272\u7684\u3002<\/p>\n

5. \u00bfPuedes darme tu n\u00famero de tel\u00e9fono\uff1f Creo que lo perd\u00ed \u201c<\/h3>\n

\"\u901a\u8fc7<\/a><\/p>\n

Realmente\uff0custed no sabe mi nombre\uff0cni una sola cosa sobre m\u00ed y ya est\u00e1s pidiendo mi n\u00famero desde el principio\u3002\u8fd9\u662f\u7edd\u5bf9\u4e0d\u5141\u8bb8\u7684\u3002 El \u00fanico lugar que esta l\u00ednea conseguir\u00e1 caer al otro lado de lahabitaci\u00f3n\u3002 Enprimer lugar, es muy poco Original, (vamos intensificar su juego Original) En segundo lugar, te hace sonar como un total desesperado por n\u00fameros.<\/p>\n

6. \u201cAs\u00ed que usted viene aqu\u00ed a menudo?\u201d<\/h3>\n

\u8fd9\u5c31\u662f\u5b89\u63d0\u74dc\u65af\u7684\u4e66\u672c\u3002\u53d7\u5bb3\u4eba\u7684\u53ef\u80fd\u6027\u5f88\u5927\uff0c\u53ef\u4ee5\u5229\u7528\u4ee5\u524d\u7684\u884c\u4e3a\u3002\u5305\u62ec fuera ingeniosa \u6216 ir\u00f3nico de estal\u00ednea est\u00e1 condenado desde el Principio debido a su uso excesivo\u3002\u6ca1\u6709 es raro escuchar \u201clo que viene aqu\u00ed a menudo\uff1f \u201cAl\u00e9jate de m\u00ed idiota\u201d\u3002<\/p>\n

7.\u201c\u63ed\u9732\uff1b Yo creo que tiene algo en el ojo\u3002\u54e6\uff0cespera\uff0ccreo que es s\u00f3lo una chispa\u201d\u3002<\/h3>\n

\u5f88\u6709\u53ef\u80fd\uff0c\u8fd9\u662f\u4e00\u4e2a\u673a\u4f1a\uff0c\u4f60\u7684\u7231\u4eba\uff0c\u4f60\u7684\u7231\u4eba\uff0c\u4e00\u5207\u90fd\u5f88\u5b8c\u7f8e\uff0c\u5728\u8fd9\u4e2a\u60c5\u51b5\u4e0b\uff0c\u8fd9\u5c06\u662f\u4e00\u4e2a\u5f88\u597d\u7684\u673a\u4f1a\u3002 Creo que me gustar\u00eda saber si yo ten\u00eda algo en el ojo muchas gracias, usted puede ahorrar su cumplido y utilizarlo con otra persona.<\/p>\n

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\"\u6765\u81ea<\/a><\/p>\n

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